10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Fold and live to fold again
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.