10 Random Poker Quotes

• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Fold and live to fold again