10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.