10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth