10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.