10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)