10 Random Poker Quotes

• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth