10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..