10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Fook the floosh droo!
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave