10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters