10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester