10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- It's Free To Fold...
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob