10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph