10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Welcome to kicker school
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.