10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)