10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Never educate a stupid poker player.