10 Random Poker Quotes

• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?