10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.