10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.