10 Random Poker Quotes

• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"