10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson