10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "No river, no fish."
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.