10 Random Poker Quotes

• "No river, no fish."
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine