10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is