10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.