10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves