10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?