10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)