10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare