10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'