10 Random Poker Quotes
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--Phil Hellmuth
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."