10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.