10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion