10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.