10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.