10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• Poker is for loners.