10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• It's Free To Fold...
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..