10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."