10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."