10 Random Poker Quotes

• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Welcome to kicker school
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.