10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.