10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.