10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fook the floosh droo!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.