10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)