10 Random Poker Quotes

• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "No river, no fish."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.