10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.