10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.