10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.