10 Random Poker Quotes

• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln