10 Random Poker Quotes

• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?